Step on over to pageslap to read my heartfelt candied bacon elocution. Wait... candied what? Relax, just read the original post and learn what all the fuss was about. Of course, to really find out, you'll just have to make some yourself, and then post your heartfelt testimonial.
Pageslap is the blog of Nicole Stamp, a ninja of the acting and the Lara Croft of internet strangeness.